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Why do you let me do these thigns?
things*

Why do you do them without me knowing

Why do you not know/

Why don't you tell me?

Why don't you ask?

Why aren't you home when I go there?

Why don't you call before you come?

Why can't you realize that I come randomly

Why don't you understand that I have friends outside of you?

How could you?

Why shouldn't I?

How did we end up talking like a Who's Line is it Anyway sckit?

How does anything we do have an explaination?

Did I say it did?

Will I be right back?

How would I know?

How could you not assume?

I have to go soon so would you like me to stop this nonsense and give you an answer to your first question?

Why do you have to go?

Isn't it obviouse?

Should it be?

You know I have siblings right?

Why don't you remember that I normally forget you do?

You normally forget I do?

You don't?

Are you even trying to make sense?

are you really expecting a proper conversation with someone who's been drinking?

Are you still feeling the afects?

Aren't people supposed to a little when they drank not that long ago?

How long is not that long ago?

How long are we going to keep questioning eachother/

Didn't I try to ask if you would like to stop?

Did you think i would have responded properly so you would win?

You didn't think of saying something like "Would you do that for me?"?

once again, do you really think i am that smart?

Aren't you?

Am I?

You know that was a lame reply right?

Did you think I had more to say?

How much did you drink exactly?

How much is a little?

You know I'm not a drinker right?
Also did I tell you that I acedentaly got drunk?

You didn't think i clued into that? Why didn't you tell me that before? What happened?
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Well have you even been so tired that you didn't know the juice you were drinking was half vodca?

How could you not taste the Vodka*?

Have you ever been so tired you thought you were a tent?
Have you ever been so out of it you tried to carry people around because you thought you were a taxi?

How is that relevant?

how is any of this relevant? Can we stop now?

Would you like to stop first?

Do you really think i want to stop first?

How am I supposed to know what your thinking?

Did I not make it clear earlier?

What are you refering to?

Did you not pay attention to the earlier part of the conversation?

Was part of it relevant?

How was part of it not?

Your kidding right?

Do you think I am?

Isn't that clear?
And do you remember how I said I was going to have to go soon?

Did you think I forgot? When are you going?

Well you forgot I had siblings didn't you?
Sorry to go off topic but did you know I have a bunny?

Is that just for the facebook thing?

What facebook thing?

Was that not one of your friends commetns or yours?

That I have a bunny?

Wasn't it that you Didn't have a bunny?

So then you didn't know I have a bunny?

Matt  How would I have known?

Sorry to cut this short but if I had to go now would you let me have the last word?

Why would it be any other way?

Well is this a normal conversation?

***

Should it have been?

Can't you see I'm offline?

Did you think I noticed really/

Did that question make sense to you?

Did it have to be proper grammar?

So are you not going to give me the last word?

Are you going to be late/

Am I going to have to block you?

Can I let you have the last word?

Isn't that what I've beem asking for?
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Asadiea

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1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Replace old step three with this.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

0) Introduce your character.
Hello, I'm Umi.

1) What gender are you?
I'm a male.

2) What is your age?
I'm 17.

3) Do you want a hug?
Pardon...

4) Do you have any bad habits?
I suppose I do give my shadow a hard time on occasion.

5) What is your favorite food?
I don't really have a favorite but I do enjoy simple dishes that remind me or my mother.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ice-cream is something I've only ever seen in books.

7) Are you a virgin?
What... that... uh uh...

8) Have you killed anyone?
No, but I fear that that answer might change if things keep going the way they have been.

9) Do you hate anyone?
I used to think I did but it seems a little childish now.

10) Do you have any secrets?
Doesn't everyone?

11) What is your favorite season?
Season?

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
I guess that Holly and, as much as I never thought it possible, Darayn are my best friends. I've never really thought about it before...

13) What are your hobbies?
I used to sketch a lot, but I wasn't very good and I never told or showed anyone. I think I'm only telling you this now because I realize how much I miss the days when I had time for my sketches...

14) What is your favorite drink?
Water.

15) When is your birthday?
I was born on the fourth day of the sixth new moon.

16) What age did you die?
What?

17) Are you nice or mean?
I wouldn't do anything to intentional harm anyone, but I don't think I can really be the one to judge myself. One second... ...Holly says to say, and just so you know I'm quoting her, and also I am only saying it beca-- Ouch! Okay okay, this is what she said "If he were any nicer we would have died a long time ago!"

18) Are you social or shy?
I think that I would be considered shy most of the time.

19) What do you think of your parents?
They are amazing people, without their support I would never have made it this far in life. They were the only ones to except me in the beginning. I hope she's doing alright...

20) What's your weakness?
If you had of asked me a couple moons ago I would have said my shadow but now I'm not so sure...

21) How long can you stay under water?
I know that I have held my breath for two minutes before but I don't really know.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
At the moment, survive.

23) Do you love someone?
Same as with hate, I used to think so but now I'm not so sure...

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
Excuse me.

25) What's your favorite band?
Favorite band? What do you mean?

26) Ever worn a dress?
What? Well... when I was very young yes...

27) Willingly?
...Yes...

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Fun, how nostalgic. If we have a break from the monsters then Darayn is normally training me or we are resting.

29) At night?
Only difference is that we travel more at night while the light is cooler.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
I suppose that my mother doesn't count right...

31) ...Of the same gender?
No.

32) It's clear you're gay.
What?

33) What's your favorite thing to touch?
I have never really thought about it. But I guess... I'm sorry but I can't even believe it now that I've thought it. I just never...

34) Anyone loves you?
My mother does, and my Father did.

35) What's your favorite colour?
Pin-- I mean Blue. I like blue. I always have what is with me today...

36) When was the last time you cried?
During the last moon... at the Nekrun Village...

37) Do you have a pet?
No.

39) Are you crazy?
What, no. I don't think so at least.

40) What are you?
I'm a human, or do you ask because of my shadow. I know it seems strange but everyone seems to think it's important. And recently we found a book that seems to show that the ancients might have had them too.

41) What´s your nickname?
Umi.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
I think that I'm fairly happy for the situation that we are in.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
What?

44) Favorite movie?
Movie?

45) What is your current occupation?
I don't really have one...

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
Zarqi is the only one who has ever really been able to bug me much. He is the one I used to think I hated. But now I kind of wouldn't mind being bugged by him...

47) What's your favorite song?
I really like the song played in celebration of the end of the red moons.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
In training, I suppose.

49) Have you 'done it' in the past month?
Done what?

50) Ever think about getting married?
Married?

51) Have you ever had a sleepover with someone of the opposite sex?
A sleepover? I have yet to sleep over anyone so, no I guess.

52) When was the first time you 'did it'?
I just told you I have never slept over someone. I don't even know how that would work.

53) Do you have any piercings anywhere?
Yes I got an arrow in my left foot while practicing last moon, but it's almost healed now.

54) Where did your pokemon gets his nickname?
What?

55) Any family members?
Living, only my Mother.

56) Do you have a lover?
No.

57) What's his or her name?
I don't have one.
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